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im both “the replies too quick” kinda person and the “never replies” kinda person
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
sorry I forgot i’m alive Can you please repeat the question.
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A firm smack on the ass is just as important as a kiss to the forehead.
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Girls will say “I just need to lie down for a little while” and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits
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